KaL Ho

Na Ho

Whether Tomorrow will be..? won't be ?

Story of an uncouth, unkempt, uncaring as far as physical looks and beauty is concerned girl (seen above crying and getting wet in the rain - but wearing a thick jeans jacket thus nothing exciting) whose father had two timed her mother and had even given birth to her step sister , who in turn was looked after by her own mother ! - thats Indian woman for you - sacrificing and swallowing the misdeeds of her husband - more commonly addressed as Pati - Parameshwar - (Husband is equivalent to God )- The mother of this girl was so very self sacrificing that she did not even tell this adopted mystery girl was her husband's daughter to her own Mother -in-law !!

Well in comes in the neighbourhood a "Khatta - Nimbooda"- sour-charismatic, enigmatic fella who has actually come to England (oh ! I forgot...dear Britishers we- the Indians can't get over you guys - time and again you will see sights of England in almost all our movies !- this the bollywoodians market by saying - we are poor - poverty stricken Indian people - we can never even dream of going abroad - but at least we can see what the country looks like and how the ladies dress up abroad - all this in Rs. 5 or Rs.10 ..if its an AC Cinema HAll , then even Rs. 150/ - 300/-..well even this is pretty cheap)...to cure his cancer !

Yes folks ! Indian Gods , according to Bollywoodians , are very brute ! they spot all "Khatta-nimbooda" kind of people and exterminate them !!

Anyways, this fella falls hook,line and sinker for this uncouth girl but he can't commit as he is about to die...so he gets another guy in the scene and makes him fall in love with her - teaching to the mass - us the common people - "saat din, ladki in" - which means it only takes seven days to bone a girl !this scene is taken from a hollywood movie in fact "Two can play the game" - where they say things like "Day One' , Day Two...etc. a very favorite scene of most Indians who do not watch English movies - for a very simple reason - they do not understand the International Language - English!

Song - Its the time to Disco - where the Indian - men esp.- get a chance to see the creaseless back of foreign women and unload at night thinking what a great thing it would have been if they had taken birth in some foreign land where one can see such women often !

Also ,before death , the hero comes to know the actual enjoyment that life has to offer - Go to a discotheque and dance all night with beer bottles and bear backs...and fronts as well !

The hero, who is about to die of cancer- tell the nuances and manneriams required to win the love of a basically dumb woman with a cheap family history !

The other guy himself does not belong to a very good family either ! His father is seen watching a semi nude pole dancer woman very intently and later he takes his son to the house where his mother is shown who is another uncouth kind of woman !There he falls for a pretty young thing, well groomed and wearing revealing dresses and even does theneedful with her behind the sofa. She basically wants his money - so the moment he says - acts that he will leave his father and his money - she runs away from him !- well the Director does not know these vamp women well enough ! She would not have left him - as its very easy to handle dumb men !

Anyways the movie had to proceed according to the Director...so he lands up with the uncouth girl again and the two dumb people live happily ever after !

The uncouth girl finally awakens to the fact that she better wear revealing outfits or else she will never get married and remain a spinster all her life !

With this fear on mind ,she starts wearing bold(shameless) dresses and wins her Gentleman-love !!

Here the hero is seen kissing her cheeks- much to her astonishment ...later she yearns for more - I suppose - and ties the knot with him.